See you soon, NYC
“i’m gonna move way out on the outskirts of town”
east 42nd street. nyc. like the sign says.
(Nikon FM2)
The best Saturdays. :)
Every time I read a review on this blog, I want to pack everything up, fly to Cape Town and eat all the things. I also want to high five the fuck out of the writer.
Eee-fucking-haw hombres! Who’s laughing now, bitches. Fuck Shrek’s sidekick. We’re the real donkeys. It’s our fucking name. El Burro is Spanish for “the red donkey that goes fucking missing often.” We’re auténtico. Arriba! Pass the Pacifica! Genuine Mexican food. South of the border shit. More guacamole than Guatemala. More tacos than Texas. More empanadas than Ecuador. You think we fucking spent three days in the back of a van crossing borders and seas to give you that cheddar cheese Chico the clown shit. This ain’t no fucking Fat Cactus, bitches. This ain’t no Nacho Libre movie, motherfucker. Don’t bring your Tex-Mex all up in our face ya’ll. Step in here and it’s like you’re in Mexico City. You might even get kidnapped, gonzalez. You might lose a fucking shoe. But you’ll have a great time. We got more tequila than BP got oil. More chilies than Fruit & Veg. We sauce you up like a 16-year old on spring break in Cancún. Fuck, some of our food sucked when we opened. But now we got a 67-year old mama from Jalisco in the kitchen. She can speak Mexinglish. She sweats agave juice. She can roll flour tacos out of corn. She’s like Paolo Coelho on heat. With a moustache. And a groin itch. You think that shit is cheap? Actually, it is. Very. Don’t tell anyone. We fucking busy here, gringo. Don’t cry donkey tears about the service. You’ll get your fucking chili popper once we’ve cooked it. After the soccer is over. Have another margarita. You’ll be happy like a fat guy with $20 in a Tijuana whorehouse here. Even our waitresses look Mexican. So bring your luchadore friend. And your piñata. And your best accent. Come nibble on our elotes. Just don’t fucking steal the donkey again. Gracias bitches.
Image #4 from this fashion series. Actually shot at 2pm using no lights. This shot is one of my favorites. =Nathanel T, Presley
How lovely.
Hugs?
